CAPTION THIS: Adam Lambert Is (Literally) A Sharp-Dressed Man

Mar 15th, 2010 // 25 Comments

Adam Lambert performed in Tokyo, Japan on Monday, and we don’t know how he got past airport security with this dangerous looking ensemble. We sincerely hope it didn’t rain in that part of the world—any more metal on this outfit and Adam would be in dire need of an oil can.

Got an LOL-worthy caption for this photo? Leave it in the comments and the winning remark will be posted on our front page this Friday!

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  1. ZOOOO

    HE COPIED BILL KAULITZ. adam lambert's a jackass!!!!!!!!

  2. belle

    Soccer anyone? I like to play ball!

  3. Dave B.

    Looks like Paul Stanley finally came out of the closet.

  4. slmcmahon

    Caption: ewwww is that gum on my shoe?

  5. Mfranz

    I heard Bill Kaulitz was a woman.

  6. Ada

    I heard that too. But that he used to be a man. Seriously, who'd want to copy her? LOL!

    Lambert has one hell of a voice.

  7. I liked the codpiece more lmao.

  8. Joseph

    Um, who's Bill Kaulitz? Was he on AI season 4?

  9. Sarah

    LOL everyone knows Bill copies Adam. bill kawhatever is a jackass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. AmIready?

    Season 6 I think.

  11. LOOOOOOOL as if Tokyo Hotel even KNOW what glam is about. As if they even own vinyl LMFAO.

    The glamrock 70s spirit was all about freedom of expression and satirical tongue in cheek ridiculous humor. Do you see any of that in TK's 'music' or performances – OR style? Haaha.

    Tokyo Fashion is Tokyo Fashion. Speaking of, Tokyo Fashion are following Lambert on Twitter and not anorexic skunkboy.

    He was given those pants by an Aussie DJ, that spike jacket and boots were custom-MADE for him by the Blonds, and he's had the corset for years – all whilst Bill was still in his mommy's womb lmao.

    If you haven't seen Adam Lambert's Zodiac Show performances, Burning Man and Citizen Vein outfits, you will say that. Americans crack me up. Kaulitz can't even sing. T Hotel are like the German, chavvy JBros.

    Once they have legends as fans and friends like Adam Lambrt does, someone may even take them – and their crazy fans seriously.

  12. SHELIA

    ADAM LOOKS GOOD NO MATTER WHAT HE WEARS..I WISH I COULD LOOK AS GOOD AS HIM.HURRY HOME ADAM I WANT YOU TO COME BACK TO FLORIDA FOR A CONSERT HERE I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SEE Y0U IN CONSERT BUT MY LIMITS ARE HERE IN FLORIDA SEE YA SOON KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK LOVE YA

  13. Britte

    I LOVE this look. I have a piece of clothing out of the same material and, believe me, it is comfortable. I like the way it outlines things! By the way, I also loved the codpiece in Australia……I'm so happy glamour is back,.

  14. Kumulus

    Guys, Bill is a member of the German (I think) group called Tokio Hotel.

  15. kumulus

    I LOVE Adam, and this outfit, too (except for maybe the shoes – I have to say, I don't really get those. Are they like non-slip rock shoes made by Clarks or something?)
    Anyway, here are a few captions:

    Holy spikes!

    Yikes! Spikes!

    Spikes & spandex & studs! Oh, my!

    Dang Dang Bang Bangs With Heavy Metal in Japanese Concert

    Spikey Spikey Dang Dang

    “I’m . . . too sexy for my spikes . . . too sexy.”

    Adam Lambert is a Spikes Enthusiast – Who Knew?

    Lambert Likes Spikes . . . and Orthopedic Shoes, Too?

    And the inevitable,
    Spikes-R-Us

    (You're welcome, please send me my prize.)

  16. kumulus

    “Spikey Spikey Dang Dang” is one of my faves. It's a take-off of “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang”.

  17. terie

    Here's my caption”

    LEATHER and GLITTER and SPIKES … OH! MY!!

    GLAM IS BACK .. AND ADAM'S GOT IT!!

    GLAMBERT! ANYONE?

  18. Neo

    American Porcupine?

  19. Reader X

    And tonight…fighting from the Red corner…. for the WWE Championship is…..

    Dude is a HACK! No-Talent. Gross!

  20. Jennie

    We get it. You're gay. Enough already with the overly flamboyant outfits and makeup. You've made your point.

  21. Gina

    Adam Lambert copies Bill Kaulitz!

  22. earlzagurl4umiitoi

    A spike is sticking,,where???? I LOVE YOU, ADAM!!

  23. yukaminahita

    ADAM LAMBERT IS AMAZING SUPER STAR.. AN BRILLIANT VOICE,,GREAT PERFORMANCE……….WE LOVE HIM ….AWESOME!!!

  24. Hilarious dude. Sharp dresser indeed.

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