Whitney Houston Will Not Strip Or Do Soft Porn For You, Folks

Robbie Daw | March 19, 2010 3:05 pm

There’s an EPK promoting Whitney Houston’s current Nothing But Love tour floating around out there (just don’t show it to the Australians!), and it’s pretty much standard fare. Well, except for the part when Whit takes a simple question—about her comeback album I Look To You meeting with success, and what that means to her—and fashions her answer into a not-so-veiled jab at today’s current pop tarts. Grab onto your hats and watch Whitney go off below the jump.

“It means they want to hear someone sing,” Houston replies. “They want to hear—for all the years that I have been in the business, which is now going on 30 years—sing love to them. Not so much strip for them, take their clothes off for them or do soft porn for them…” (Hey, speak for yourself, lady!)

Oh, Whitney—let’s not get carried away. Remember when you were fun and threw the F bomb around in Grade A popcorn fare like The Bodyguard?

We suggest that The Voice get a stripper pole installed in the basement of Chez Houston, watch the “Telephone” video about six times and call us in the morning if she’s not feeling loosened up—because there’s always T-Pain’s trashy “Reverse Cowgirl” extravaganza if that doesn’t work.