Kardinal Offishall and Akon’s “Body Bounce”: Cover Your Ears, Feminists

“Come on take them calories off with that shirt,” Kardinal Offishall commands on his new single “Body Bounce,” which also features pop horndog Akon doing vocal chores on the chorus. And, really, did anybody expect anything less from the pair who brought us “Dangerous” (and the lyrics “She gives a new definition to the word ‘curve,’ got chicks in the strip club envying her”)? Hear Kardinal and ‘kon’s sexy synth jam (courtesy of Rap-Up.com) after the jump!

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It seems Kardinal and Akon are here to educate all the single men out there. “Them stretch marks on your hips is just bungee cords bringin’ ya back when you dip” is surely going to be the pick-up line catchphrase of 2010, no? Seriously, ladies—if some young gent hit you with that line, wouldn’t you just melt? (Or at least punch the dude in the face?)

Their mama’s certainly taught them well. “Body Bounce” will be the first official single issued of Offishall’s upcoming album Mr. International. Expect more flowery prose to come.