George Michael “Too Funky” To Hail A Cab, Drives Into A Store
George Michael was arrested over the weekend after driving his Range Rover into a one-hour photo store in North London. The British pop singer, who did not received a breathalyzer but was deemed “unfit to drive”, has a history of bad luck behind the wheel—he was caught driving under the influence of drugs twice before, and had his license suspended from 2007 to 2009. Dude, how much money did you make on your last tour? $200 million? Hire a driver already, or use your fortune to invent a car that gets you around without you having to drive it. [Celebuzz]
