Watch Soulja Boy Perform On ‘106 & Park’ (And Your Ears Will Never Forgive You)

Stop whatever you’re doing—no, scratch that. Take whatever it is you’re doing—laundry, homework, needlepoint—and throw it in the fire. All you’ll ever need in life again is the knowledge that poet laureate Soulja Boy is not only releasing his third album The DeAndre Way on October 5, music lovers, he’s also releasing a book all about his life! (Yes—all 19 years of it.) Watch him let the world in on this stunning revelation during his 106 & Park appearance—where he also dazzled with a performance of his latest contribution to high art, “Pretty Boy Swag”—below.

Soulja Boy cranks that with “Pretty Boy Swag.” It’s like a choir of angels blessing your ears with fantasy stardust.

Soulja Boy is in the building! And his birthday is coming up! And his book is out the same day as his album. And WOW!