First up, we’ve got the Alejandro-based cover:
It’s not too terribly offensive, except her hair looks like a mushroom. (Not a far cry from how it looked in the video, though.) Did they really need to outline the entire shape of her body in thick black ink?
Let’s move onto the more abstract, more drag queen-y cover, inspired by “Telephone”:
So according to this cover, Drag Queen Gaga discusses little more than sunglasses, crosses, teacups and hairbows while speaking on the phone. In Bluewater’s defense, we bet that’s what an actual telephone conversation with Lady Gaga is like.