Nicki Minaj Signs George Lopez’s Man Boobs, Gets Booty Protector In Return

Last night, the topics of conversation between patriotic diva Nicki Minaj and George Lopez ranged from the female MC’s seemingly-irresistible rear end (video proof: neither Regis Philbin or Rihanna could keep their hands off it) and the thing Minaj gets asked to sign the most: boobs. “All kinds of boobs—big, small, sometimes man boobs,” she said. Naturally Lopez, who began unbuttoning his jacket, just happened to have a Sharpie on hand. Watch below. Equally hilarious: Lopez presents Minaj with a “booty protector”—a stretch of coiled barbed wire attached to a belt. Afterward, she performs Pink Friday jam “Moment 4 Life.”