Ke$ha Gets Horny With James Van Der Beek (And Unicorns) In Her “Blow” Video

Feb 25th, 2011 // 5 Comments

Former Dawson’s Creek star James Van Der Beek is certainly enjoying his new life as an Internet meme. The actor appears as the love interest/nemesis to Ke$ha in her new video for “Blow”, the second single off of K-Dolla’s Cannibal. As entertaining as it is to see both Ke$h and a former WB heartthrob attack one another with rainbows, they both get upstaged by tuxedo-wearing unicorns. Oh, just watch this brilliant trash already, words do not do it justice.

Ke$ha – “Blow”

There’s way too much to discuss in this video – now we know how obnoxious a unicorn laugh is – but we’ll focus on the brief scene of dialogue halfway through:

“Well, well, well, if it isn’t James Van Der Douche.”

“I don’t appreciate you slanderbeeking my name, K-Dollar-Sign-Ha.” (Hey, did James watch Glee this week?)

“Thank you for the snack. It was quite delicious.”

“My pleasure.”

“Was that Munster cheese tickling my taste buds?”

“Of course. Munster is like edible lactose gold.”

“Agreed. Shall we dance?”

Move over, “Oops… I Did It Again” video with your Titanic references that were dated back in 2000. “Blow” officially has the best mid-video dialogue scene in all of music video history.

  1. Matthew

    Sorry Idolator, but B-spears dialog in Oops is perhaps the greatest moment to ever happen in pop music history. Ke$ha’s moment isn’t even a third as good as Britney asking if the old lady dropped it in the ocean at the end. And he went and got it for her, baby. The Titantic reference will never be dated!

  2. ZMH

    she is having a good video…and like the song. should i feel guilty for what i just typed? :S

  3. “James van der Douche” just became the only thing to come out of Ke$ha’s mouth that I actually like.

  4. Ron

    I really enjoyed the stupid humor in this video xD

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