Katy Perry, Rihanna, Lady Gaga & Ke$ha Get Parodied In New Porn Movie

Becky Bain / April 11, 2011

While you’re forever waiting for a sex tape starring the actual doe-eyed singer to surface (you never know, but we won’t hold our breath), Katy Perry and many of her pop star pals (the ones of legal age, anyway) get parodied in a new porn movie. And by the look of the trailer, it’s more funny than sexy — unless, of course, you get aroused by terrible impersonations and bad wigs. SFW trailer below, but it is a porn parody trailer, after all, so be mindful, will ya?

While we can totally see Ke$ha hooking up with Snoop Dogg in real life (as their porn counterparts do in the movie), other details fall flat: Porn Katy Perry’s boobs are nowhere near as magnificent as real-life Katy Perry’s, Porn Rihanna (named Rihandjob… seriously) looks like Kelly Rowland in a bad wig, and Porn Lady Gaga might wear a dress made out of condoms, but it still comes (pun? sure) nowhere near the prophylactic-inspired latex dress the actual Gaga wore on Good Morning America.

We only have one question — where’s Porn Dr. Luke? Missed opportunity for the pop producer to get some due respect! [Vulture]