Lily Allen Is Married And Pregnant

Double-congratulations, Lily Allen! Not only did the Bridget Jones fan get hitched in England today — meaning she can join the ranks of happy couples in our Pop’s Most Royal Weddings album — but she and her new hubby Sam Cooper also revealed that Allen is 16 weeks pregnant! The (possibly) retired singer wore a Dephine Manivet-designed dress for the nuptials (allowing room for a slight baby bump), looking much more bridal and traditional than we ever expected to see this sassy, often-foul-mouthed songbird. (Honestly, can you imagine the woman who wrote “F*ck You” washing her kid’s mouth out with soap?)

Given Allen’s unfortunate history with miscarriages, we certainly wish her nothing but the best with these exciting developments — even if we never did receive our invitation to see her tie the knot.