Joe Jonas Makes Music Out Of Gossip Magazine Headlines

Joe Jonas appeared on BBC Radio yesterday to promote his new solo single “See No More”, and the dapper Jo Bro, who was filled with unbridled angst in his new video, kept it lighthearted while singing a song with lyrics straight out of the tabloids. Best of all, this low-brow meets high-brow performance art was set to the tune of Enrique Iglesias’ “Hero”. Watch below!

The fun starts thirty seconds in, FYI.

Here’s the first verse and chorus of Joe’s gossip song:

My giant tongue wouldn’t stop growing
A ghost stole our life savings
Stand aside, my bum’s five foot wide
My mate boiled my willy

I’m so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets, actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint with my boobies

All this needs is for Nicki Minaj to throw down a rap verse using only quips from the Fashion Police of Us Weekly, and we smell a Grammy for Best Song!

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  • indy

    Au moins il ne se prends pas au sérieux !!!