The fun starts thirty seconds in, FYI.
Here’s the first verse and chorus of Joe’s gossip song:
My giant tongue wouldn’t stop growing
A ghost stole our life savings
Stand aside, my bum’s five foot wide
My mate boiled my willy
I’m so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets, actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint with my boobies
All this needs is for Nicki Minaj to throw down a rap verse using only quips from the Fashion Police of Us Weekly, and we smell a Grammy for Best Song!