VH1 Names Beyonce’s “Crazy In Love” The Best Song Of The ’00s

VH1 debuted their list of the 100 Greatest Songs Of The ’00s — ya know, just twenty-two months after the end of the decade they’re discussing. But that won’t stop us from tearing apart their selections! Beyonce topped their list with her 2003 hit single “Crazy In Love”, and though we cannot say it’s our personal favorite song of the ’00s (that would be like picking our favorite child), we won’t argue with it. But there’s plenty to debate with the rest of their pop-heavy list!

It’s hard to take this list seriously just by seeing what they put at the #100 spot – Sisqó’s “Thong Song”. This song has no right being on a Best-Of list, even in the bottom spot. Some more thoughts:

* Eve and Gwen Stefani’s “Blow Ya Mind” over ANY No Doubt song from Rock Steady?
* Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” > Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face”.
* Britney Spears’ “Oops!… I Did It Again” should be replaced with the far superior single “I’m A Slave 4 U”.
* MIA’s “Paper Planes” needs to be higher, as does The White Stripes’ “Seven Nation Army”.
* Jennifer Lopez and Ja Rule’s “I’m Real (Murder Remix)” should be much, much lower.
* No love for Madonna’s “Hung Up”?
* Daft Punk’s “One More Time” is gravely missing.

Okay, guys and dolls, what else is missing or incredibly incorrect about this belatedly compiled list? Sound off in the comments!

100 Sisqó – “Thong Song”
99 Carrie Underwood “Before He Cheats”
98 3 Doors Down “Kryptonite”
97 Shaggy “It Wasn’t Me”
96 Pussycat Dolls (Feat. Busta Rhymes) “Don’t Cha”
95 James Blunt – “You’re Beautiful”
94 Daughtry – “It’s Not Over”
93 OK Go – “Here It Goes Again”
92 Flo Rida (Feat. T-Pain) – “Low”
91 Creed – “With Arms Wide Open”
90 Mystikal – “Shake Ya Ass”
89 M.I.A. – “Paper Planes”
88 Fountains of Wayne – “Stacy’s Mom”
87 The Darkness – “I Believe in a Thing Called Love”
86 Aerosmith – “Jaded”
85 Macy Gray – “I Try”
84 Linkin Park – “In the End”
83 D’Angelo – “Untitled (How Does It Feel)”
82 Matchbox Twenty – “Unwell”
81 Bruce Springsteen – “The Rising”
80 Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz (Feat. Ying Yang Twins) – “Get Low”
79 Enrique Iglesias – “Hero”
78 Plain White T’s – “Hey There Delilah”
77 Nickelback – “How You Remind Me”
76 T.I. ft Rihanna – “Live Your Life”
77 Gavin DeGraw – “I Don’t Want to Be”
74 Chamillionaire (Feat. Krayzie Bone) – “Ridin’”
73 Nelly Furtado (Feat. Timbaland) – “Promiscuous”
72 Jet – “Are You Gonna Be My Girl”
71 Colbie Caillat – “Bubbly”
70 Chris Brown (Feat. Juelz Santana) – “Run It!”
69 Evanescence – “Bring Me to Life”
68 Ludacris (Feat. Shawnna) – “Stand Up”
67 Leona Lewis – “Bleeding Love”
66 Snoop Dogg (Feat. Pharrell) – “Drop It Like It’s Hot”
65 Aaliyah – “Try Again”
64 Jennifer Lopez (Feat. Ja Rule) – “I’m Real (Murder Remix)”
63 Andrew W.K. – “Party Hard”
62 Avril Lavigne – “Complicated”
61 Kelis – “Milkshake”
60 Ke$ha – “Tik Tok”
59 Justin Timberlake – “Cry Me a River”
58 Jason Mraz – “I’m Yours”
57 Mary J. Blige – “Family Affair”
56 DMX – “Party Up (Up In Here)”
55 The Killers – “Mr. Brightside”
54 Norah Jones – “Don’t Know Why”
53 Blink-182 – “All the Small Things”
52 Shakira (Feat. Wyclef) – “Hips Don’t Lie”
51 Natasha Bedingfield – “Pocketful of Sunshine”
50 Taylor Swift – “You Belong With Me”
49 Lady Gaga – “Bad Romance”
48 Kings Of Leon – “Sex On Fire”
47 Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya, Pink – “Lady Marmalade”
46 Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow – “Picture”
45 Eve (Feat. Gwen Stefani) – “Let Me Blow Ya Mind”
44 Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Californication”
43 Katy Perry – “I Kissed A Girl”
42 Train – “Drops Of Jupiter (Tell Me)”
41 R. Kelly – “Trapped In The Closet”
40 Fall Out Boy – “Sugar, We’re Goin Down”
39 Adele – “Chasing Pavements”
38 Miley Cyrus – “Party In The U.S.A.”
37 Britney Spears – “Oops! … I Did It Again”
36 *NSYNC – “Bye Bye Bye”
35 John Mayer – “Daughters”
34 Janet Jackson – “All For You”
33 Johnny Cash – “Hurt”
32 Maroon 5 – “This Love”
31 Amy Winehouse – “Rehab”
30 Gwen Stefani – “Hollaback Girl”
29 Foo Fighters – “Best Of You”
28 Madonna – “Music”
27 Usher (Feat. Lil Jon and Ludacris) – “Yeah!”
26 The White Stripes – “Seven Nation Army”
25 Nelly – “Hot in Herre”
24 Missy Elliott – “Get Ur Freak On”
23 Pink – “Get the Party Started”
22 Alicia Keys – “Fallin’”
21 Jay-Z – “99 Problems”
20 Britney Spears – “Toxic”
19 Destiny’s Child – “Bootylicious”
18 Christina Aguilera – “Beautiful”
17 Coldplay – “Clocks”
16 Beyoncé – “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”
15 U2 – “Beautiful Day”
14 Gnarls Barkley – “Crazy”
13 Green Day – “American Idiot”
12 Black Eyed Peas – “I Gotta Feeling”
11 Rihanna (Feat. Jay-Z) – “Umbrella”
10 50 Cent – “In Da Club”
09 Mariah Carey – “We Belong Together”
08 Jay-Z (Feat. Alicia Keys) – “Empire State Of Mind”
07 Justin Timberlake (Feat Timbaland) – “SexyBack”
06 Kanye West (Feat. Jamie Foxx) – “Gold Digger”
05 Kelly Clarkson – “Since U Been Gone”
04 Eminem – “Lose Yourself”
03 Lady Gaga – “Poker Face”
02 OutKast – “Hey Ya!”
01 Beyoncé (Feat. Jay-Z) – “Crazy In Love”

  • JamesPK

    Where is Kylie’s “Can’t Get You Out of My Head???!!!” Madonna’s “Hung Up” is better than “Music.” Sisqo’s “Thong Song???!!!” – That’s got to be one of the worst song of 2000′s right along with “Who Let The Dogs Out.”

  • Alex

    where the f*** is Celine’s “A new day has come” !!!

  • Robbie Daw

    Tha f*ck?!? AEROSMITH “JADED”, folks. And Creed. And Nickelback.


    Where the hell is Daft Punk’s “One More Time”?

  • abeljose22

    Is this a Joke? Wow worst list EVER!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eric-Toribio-Lora/577560963 Eric Toribio Lora

    LMFAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO! I totally agree with you thoughts guys, Bad Romance is way better than Poker Face. What the heck is Thong Song doing in a best songs list?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Daniel-Snyder/759020132 Mark Daniel Snyder

    No robyn on this list? what a joke.

  • NANO

    Crazy in Love at #1 …. this is not real … no credibility here.

  • Xadax

    Anything related to Lady Gaga is wrong.

  • RYK101

    SexyBack in the top 10? WHAT A JOKE! Umbrella should be higher and also “Disturbia” and “Don’t Stop the Music” are missing

  • Gergana

    Flo Rida (Feat. T-Pain) – “Low” really?!? alongside Jaded? This is just one of the songs that get old very fast and nobody remembers, it’s NOT supposed to be on the top 100 of the decade…

  • dannyarr

    I definitely agree with Beyoncé being at number 1! that’s because its a great song and shes the only super super famous female singer that i can think of that can sing good live and that actually gets number 1s and that! and shes the full package! voice, dance moves, hits, looks! etc.etc. so yeah whoever think that she shouldn’t be at number 1 i totally disagree!!! and the other songs, well I’m not too sure about them but hands down, Beyoncé the winner!

  • Jorvg

    Where is “Can’t get you out of my head” -.-