If you thought will.i.am had his fill of comparing pulsating dance beats to an erection with Britney Spears’ “Big Fat Bass”, well then you don’t know will.i.am! The BEP member and super-producer debuted a new solo song at a London gig last night, a schizophrenic banger called “Hard”, supposedly off his forthcoming solo LP Black Einstein. It’s exactly like a Black Eyed Peas track, with J.Lo filling in for Fergie, and with Mick Jagger (yes! The very one!) inexplicably tacked to the end of the song, repeating the mindless lyrics “You can go hard or you can go home.” Track below.
Ah, so this is what will and Jennifer were cookin’ up in the studio!
The good: the production is just as good as anything you’d find on BEP’s The E.N.D. or The Beginning. The bad: the lyrics are just as empty and gross as anything on you’d find on BEP’s The E.N.D. or The Beginning. “This beat is the shit / feces” and “Imma be the owner / Be a thought donor / I’mma go hard like a motherfucking boner” pretty much sum it up.