Paris Hilton’s “Drunk Text” Video: You’ll Need A Drink For This One

Feb 23rd, 2012 // 11 Comments

Pop fanatics, there are so many classy lines in “Drunk Text”, a new song from Manufactured Superstars featuring Paris Hilton, that we don’t know where to begin. But let’s just start with the music video, which finds the music-pursuing heiress spouting off such monotone, spoken-word gems as this over a minimal club beat: “I’ll be damned if I end up in same lame diner after this with last night’s lingerie in my purse.” Experience has clearly taught Paris well. Watch below!

Manufactured Superstars feat. Paris Hilton — ”Drunk Text”

Way to go, Manufactured Superstars! LMFAO definitely have their work cut out for them after this smash.

Our other favorite utterances from Lady Hilton in “Drunk Text”:

* “No one is safe in the Twittersphere anymore.”

* “I’m too lazy to type so I send a photo I took up a dancer’s skirt.”

* “He wants me to bring more girls up like some kind of pimp.”

It’s good to see that the six years since Paris arrived have given the part-time singer the necessary time to delve deep for more mature lyrical content.

What do you think of Paris’ new jam? Should Adele be worried? Let us know below.

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  1. nano

    “I’m too lazy to type so I send a photo I took up a dancer’s skirt.” and TOLD him to come and get it haaaaahah

  2. Paris Is Burning

    I can’t wait for next year’s Grammy performance where Paris performs a stripped-down (in every way) version of this with Bon Iver before they both start deep-throating popsicles.

  3. Jordan Foster

    Didn’t Paris know that my girl NNXT already beat her to the Drunk Text song idea and that her version is wayyyy better. See for yourself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE9mQef6G08

  4. WTF IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  5. This Hilton Definitely Has Bed Bugs

    My screen name sez it all.

    PS She should definitely remake Madge’s “Erotica” in that bored voice.

  6. phreviewz

    Paris Hilton looks and sounds amazing in this video! We like it!

  7. ahmad

    hhh lol
    common she is funny
    ibet this is ilke a joke
    ibet she is making fun of techno

    did she mention sky ?
    i don’t remember / care if they r still together

  8. Wa22up

    can anybody remove that annoyng voice in the background

  9. PARIS HILTON SUCKS BALLS AND ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

    THIS SONG SUCKS BALLS AND ASS SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!! FIND A NEW PROFESSION…. SOMETHING YOUR GOOD AT…… LIKE STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH CAKE…… PHSYCH YOU ANOREXIC WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. nedjari

    paris hilton you are so sweet and very sexy lady you make me crazy i love your fabulous styl you are the best the god bless you

  11. mahrez

    parishilton la jolie la charmante la sexy la seduisante la fascinante et comme femme t es trops sucré et delicieuse j adore ton look dieu te garde te protege et te preserve ta santé mon bébé

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