Paris Hilton’s “Drunk Text” Video: You’ll Need A Drink For This One

Pop fanatics, there are so many classy lines in “Drunk Text”, a new song from Manufactured Superstars featuring Paris Hilton, that we don’t know where to begin. But let’s just start with the music video, which finds the music-pursuing heiress spouting off such monotone, spoken-word gems as this over a minimal club beat: “I’ll be damned if I end up in same lame diner after this with last night’s lingerie in my purse.” Experience has clearly taught Paris well. Watch below!

Manufactured Superstars feat. Paris Hilton — “Drunk Text”

Way to go, Manufactured Superstars! LMFAO definitely have their work cut out for them after this smash.

Our other favorite utterances from Lady Hilton in “Drunk Text”:

* “No one is safe in the Twittersphere anymore.”

* “I’m too lazy to type so I send a photo I took up a dancer’s skirt.”

* “He wants me to bring more girls up like some kind of pimp.”

It’s good to see that the six years since Paris arrived have given the part-time singer the necessary time to delve deep for more mature lyrical content.

What do you think of Paris’ new jam? Should Adele be worried? Let us know below.

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  • nano

    “I’m too lazy to type so I send a photo I took up a dancer’s skirt.” and TOLD him to come and get it haaaaahah

  • Paris Is Burning

    I can’t wait for next year’s Grammy performance where Paris performs a stripped-down (in every way) version of this with Bon Iver before they both start deep-throating popsicles.

  • Jordan Foster

    Didn’t Paris know that my girl NNXT already beat her to the Drunk Text song idea and that her version is wayyyy better. See for yourself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE9mQef6G08

  • http://gigieatscelebrities.com/ GiGi Eats Celebrities

    WTF IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • This Hilton Definitely Has Bed Bugs

    My screen name sez it all.

    PS She should definitely remake Madge’s “Erotica” in that bored voice.

  • phreviewz

    Paris Hilton looks and sounds amazing in this video! We like it!

  • ahmad

    hhh lol
    common she is funny
    ibet this is ilke a joke
    ibet she is making fun of techno

    did she mention sky ?
    i don’t remember / care if they r still together

  • Wa22up

    can anybody remove that annoyng voice in the background

  • PARIS HILTON SUCKS BALLS AND ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

    THIS SONG SUCKS BALLS AND ASS SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!! FIND A NEW PROFESSION…. SOMETHING YOUR GOOD AT…… LIKE STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH CAKE…… PHSYCH YOU ANOREXIC WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • nedjari

    paris hilton you are so sweet and very sexy lady you make me crazy i love your fabulous styl you are the best the god bless you

  • mahrez

    parishilton la jolie la charmante la sexy la seduisante la fascinante et comme femme t es trops sucré et delicieuse j adore ton look dieu te garde te protege et te preserve ta santé mon bébé