Police Arrest Diddy’s Uninvited House Guest

Thirty-year-old Quamine Taylor certainly overstayed his welcome at Diddy‘s posh East Hampton mansion earlier this month, specifically because he was never welcome in the first place. The East Hampton Town Police Department arrested the creepy fan on April 1 after he was discovered living it up in the music mogul’s property reportedly wearing Diddy’s clothes, eating his food and drinking his Ciroc. (The trespasser tried something similar in 2001, when he was found swimming in the pool at Diddy’s estate.)

According to a police report obtained by E! News, Taylor entered the house on March 31 through an unlocked basement door after taking a train from New York City. Though he set off an alarm, the sneaky squatter was able to convince security respondents that he had permission to crash at the Bad Boy Entertainment head’s pad. The jig was up when the site’s caretaker showed up, and Taylor has now taken up residence in Suffolk County jail for trespassing and petit larceny while he waits to post his $2,000 bail.

Maybe next time, he should try to convince Diddy’s people that he’s actually famous comedian Chris Rock, to whom he bares a striking resemblance.