‘American Idol’ Superlatives: We Crown Season 11’s Most Likely To Succeed

Nicole Sia | May 14, 2012 11:35 am

It’s that time of year again, when eager, doe-eyed adolescents get excited for the last day of school. A whole summer awaits them, a wondrous stretch offering freedom and numerous chances to see their peers in bathing suits. In the coming weeks, they’ll be signing each other’s yearbooks, hormones aflutter as they wonder “Will Johnny kiss me at the malt shop?” Or something. We don’t really remember how it works; for us, summer just means a gaping American Idol void filled with a sweatier-than-usual work commute. So before we’re hit with that reality, we wanted to reflect back on our semester with Idol. We came up with this batch of Season 11 superlatives while drawing big hearts around the Top 12’s yearbook photos.

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED Jessica Sanchez

MOST LIKELY TO BE A SINGING TERMINATOR WHO TRAVELED FROM 1962 Joshua Ledet

MOST LIKELY TO STAR IN AN OFF-BROADWAY PRODUCTION OF RENT Elise Testone

MOST LIKELY TO APPEAR IN AN ANTI-BULLYING AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL Jermaine Jones

MOST LIKELY TO BE HEARD IN YOUR MOM’S CAR (Tie) Hollie Cavanagh and Skylar Laine

MOST LIKELY TO BE HEARD IN YOUR BROTHER’S CAR Phillip Phillips

BEST WITH A GUN Skylar Laine

MOST ATTRACTIVE Phillip Phillips

BEST HAIR DeAndre Brackensick

MOST LIKELY TO TAKE HIS SISTER TO HER PROM Colton Dixon

CLASS CLOWN Heejun Han

CUDDLIEST Jeremy Rosado

MOST NORMAL Shannon Magrane

BEST KRIS JENNER IMPRESSION Erika Van Pelt

What superlatives would you hand out? Sound off in the comments, or on Twitter and Facebook.