Rihanna Tells ‘Harper’s Bazaar’ She Misses Her Ass

Rihanna — coconut water-drinker, hotel fire escaper, accountant suer and Twitter’s best hashtag generator — let her Navy know on Thursday night (July 5) that she is on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar: “I’m on a Bazaar cover ‪#LegitEliteModelShit‬ ‪#phuckyocareer,” she tweeted.‬ Yes, RiRi has done another high fashion shoot, and this time she’s dolled up in a gold Tom Ford dress with leopard-print boots, an Alexander Wang mesh turtleneck and a $10,000 Calvin Klein gown. The pop star did more than pose for the magazine, and opened up about her intimacy issues and the one thing she misses the most…

“If I come across someone who I find really cool, I’ll hang out. But the minute I find that we’re getting too close I just—I don’t let people in,” the Hackney Festival performer admitted. Continuing, “When I was in love, I fell so hard. I was really, really, really in love. The way it made me feel was priceless. And in a blink of an eye my whole life changed. Everything that I knew was different. I never thought I’d feel that pain in my life. I’m afraid of feeling that again.”

And just what does Rihanna miss right now? “I miss my ass. It just went away! I need a butt. I have an idea of one, but it’s not living up to its full potential right now.” Best of luck with that, RiRi.

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