Justin Bieber Is “Hot, Ready, Legal” On The Cover Of ‘Rolling Stone’

Becky Bain | July 17, 2012 1:03 pm

Justin Bieber will appear on the cover of the August issue of Rolling Stone, as evidenced by the above twitpic retweeted by the pop star. The 18-year-old, wearing a wife beater, a chain and a stare that could melt you into a puddle, is teased as being “Hot, ready, legal”, and though that might be technically true — yuck. Describing anyone as “legal” might be an accurate fact in the eyes of the law, but it doesn’t make it any less creepy.

Popdust points out that RS has used the ick-inducing description before, for a then 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan‘s cover back in 2004. Let’s hope that’s where the similarities end for those two.