:: “I would deem myself the first person to successfully rap and sing,” Drake told the Jewish Chronicle, in an interview conducted in a parallel universe where Missy Elliot, Lauryn Hill, and the rest of these people don’t exist. [Popdust]
:: Katy Perry to Robert Pattinson: “Repeat after me: ‘This is the part of me that you’re never gonna ever take away from me.’” The newly-divorced diva is, not surprisingly, reportedly on Team Edward following all that to-do about Kristen Stewart‘s infidelity. We expect her recipe for Rob to get over his broken heart includes lots of sweet foods, a 3D movie, and a cathartic socking of Snow White. [Pop Crush]
:: To all the young ladies out there — if someone you’re talking to on the internet claims to be Justin Bieber or One Direction‘s Niall Horan and then asks you to remove your clothing, it is most likely actually not the world-famous musician in question. [ONTD]
After the jump, find out which music acts you can find on the tube today (that haven’t been pre-empted by the Olympics).
Music on TV:
:: Conan (TBS) — Thenewno2