Bruno Mars Premieres Funny Or Die Video: “Whatta Man”

Have you been dreaming about seeing Bruno Mars in gold lame shorts? Yeah, we thought so. The good news is that the “Grenade” crooner has just debuted his Funny Or Die video, which sees him assuming various cool-dude roles (secret agent, paper towel mascot, kung fu master) to the soundtrack of Salt-N-Pepa‘s classic “Whatta Man,” intercut with footage of the singer working some serious pelvic thrusts in a daring ensemble. The bad news is simply that we can’t all ascend to such dizzying heights of masculinity. Watch the clip above.