A sex tape featuring Kanye West and an unidentified woman who may or may not be current girlfriend Kim Kardashian is being shopped around, according to Radar Online. The site claims to have viewed the tape, which is roughly 20 minutes long and begins with the woman stating on-camera that she is at least 18 years old (Ye’s a smart man). The woman also reportedly states, “My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here,” which is a bit odd, and makes it sound more like a group therapy session than an illicit tryst.
Strange how this news is coming out the same week that Kanye’s G.O.O.D. Music compilation Cruel Summer hits stores, wouldn’t you say? It’s almost like the people profiting from the album and the sex tape could both benefit from this confluence of events!
Now is the part where we quote Kanye’s “Clique” line about Kim and posit that he may soon share her infamy: “My girl a superstar all from a home movie.” Radar says when Kanye heard the tape could be released to the public, he “freaked out” and “was practically in tears.” If this sex tape sees the light of day, there’s only one way for West to bury the story: release a new album on the same day. We know he’s been working on the follow-up to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy in Hawaii. Maybe it’s time to unleash the beast. No, not that one.