Ke$ha was the inaugural guest on MTV’s new chat show Nikki & Sara Live yesterday (January 29). And to celebrate the occasion, hosts Nikki Glaser and Sara Schaefer presented Lady Dolla with a kitten, since they/their producers so astutely remembered that she told Seventeen that she only wanted to do interviews when kittens were present. What followed was the most Ke$ha-y five minutes in television history.
For starters, K$ said she likes animals more than people, and revealed, “I think I was a lion in my past life.” In addition to talking about animal karma loops and announcing her forthcoming MTV docu-series “My Crazy Beautiful Life,” the singer talked about ghost sex. Because she is the nation’s foremost expert on phantom-phucking, and when you’re the foremost expert on such a specialized topic, that’s all people are gonna want to talk about. By the way, she described the ghost in question as “really pervy, very hands-on.”
When asked if that particular spirit called her back, she said one of the perks about banging a ghost is “you don’t have to worry about that stuff.” Same goes for STDs and pregnancy, presumably.
Also, she said she’s into ugly dudes, and corroborated that claim by noting that her ex-boyfriend looks like famous ghost Slimer. Live television, anything goes!!!