But in true Britney fashion, all of those questions remain unanswered — and yet one thing’s for sure: It’s definitely happening, according to Spears’ new publicist, her dog Hannah Spears, via Spears herself on Twitter. (That is, a team of social media experts who manage Spears’ public image and are compensated handsomely to preserve some vestigial sense of “fun” in the increasingly joyless Britney-industrial complex, even though Spears herself definitely doesn’t have a phone or a computer and probably has no idea what Twitter is.)
Mommy, are dogs allowed to gamble in vegas? Gonna cash all my bones in for chips
— Hannah Spears (@hannahspears) February 4, 2013
Then, Britney Spears retweeted her dog. (“Britney Spears retweeted her dog” is definitely the weirdest sentence we’ll write today.)
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) February 4, 2013
No additional details on the Vegas stint as of yet, but Spears’ goldfish confirmed in an official statement that more news will be coming soon.