Britney Spears Confirms Las Vegas Residency Via Her Dog’s Twitter Account, Like Any Normal Person

Feb 4th, 2013 // 1 Comment
Britney Spears Stops For Coffee

We all have many questions about Britney Spearspotential Las Vegas residency: Where will it be? Will she sing? Will she dance? Will it be “extraordinary,” “groundbreaking,” “free of flaws” or all of the above? When should we start looking for real estate in the greater Las Vegas area?

But in true Britney fashion, all of those questions remain unanswered — and yet one thing’s for sure: It’s definitely happening, according to Spears’ new publicist, her dog Hannah Spears, via Spears herself on Twitter. (That is, a team of social media experts who manage Spears’ public image and are compensated handsomely to preserve some vestigial sense of “fun” in the increasingly joyless Britney-industrial complex, even though Spears herself definitely doesn’t have a phone or a computer and probably has no idea what Twitter is.)

First up, Hannah Spears (who almost certainly has more followers than you, FYI) tweeted:

Then, Britney Spears retweeted her dog. (“Britney Spears retweeted her dog” is definitely the weirdest sentence we’ll write today.)

No additional details on the Vegas stint as of yet, but Spears’ goldfish confirmed in an official statement that more news will be coming soon.

[via MuuMuse]

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  1. aoglet

    Y’all need to not. Britney clearly has been seen driving while talking on her cell phone recently and she does tweet herself sometimes. (A photographer from a photo shoot a few years ago confirmed that.) Of course a social media manager handles all of her social media accounts. That goes for anyone, not just Britney. Stop acting like she’s a complete idiot and doesn’t know anything.

    Yes that was probably sarcastic what y’all said but I still detect seriousness, so. There.

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