Everyone, please stop hyperventilating, shaking, crying and convulsing. Despite claims to the contrary, Zayn Malik is not leaving One Direction.
Yesterday, reports surfaced that the chisel-jawed heartthrob was considering departing from the band, with “insiders” (who are all these insiders, anyway?) citing “growing concern among the bosses that Zayn is on the brink at the moment. But fret no more: A rep for the band says that it’s all rumors and lies. “It’s completely untrue,” a spokesman said. “Zayn isn’t leaving the band.” And there you have it. We can all continue living our lives now.