Well, at least one good thing came out of this year’s BRIT Awards for Robbie Williams, who performed at last week’s ceremony: he was inspired to pen a brand new song called “Brits 2013.” Of course, said tune opens with this rap from the on-again-off-again Take That crooner: “Well, that BRITs night was so fuckin’ boring!”
Robbie noted on his official site today that the song was written this past Saturday and recorded on Sunday, along with the singer’s longtime collaborator Guy Chambers. “If you have kids in the room,” Williams wrote, “don’t play it.”
Indeed, the lyrics go on to detail romps with female stars, spitting at the paparazzi and this gem: “It’s like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it.” Enjoy below!
Robbie Williams — ”Brits 2013″
Williams’ next single off latest album Take The Crown is “Be A Boy,” and will get an official release in the UK on March 11.