Chris Brown Threatens Valet Over $10 Fee: Updated With Better (So, Worse?) Video

UPDATE: Another video has emerged, in which you can clearly see and hear everything Chris Brown says to the valet. Check it out below.

At this point, we’re not entirely sure Chris Brown understands the concept of parking lots. Back in January, he allegedly jumped Frank Ocean after stealing a spot reserved for Ocean. On Wednesday (March 6), Breezy got up in the face of an unassuming parking valet who had the gall — the GALL — to request Brown pay the $10 parking fee. TMZ managed to get video of the incident because TMZ is Big Brother.

Brown was attending a charity event (irony!) at PINZ bowling alley in L.A., when the parking valet demanded payment before releasing Brown’s car. This leads to a heated exchange, wherein Breezy can be seen puffing out his chest and entering the valet’s personal space, eventually barking, “Fuck 10 dollars!” It’s at this point his entourage smartly begins to defuse the situation, as one member can be heard saying “We got the money, don’t worry about it.” But Breezy is a man of principles, and says, “We gonna turn this whole spot out.” Luckily, his people corralled him off to the side and no turning out of spots occurred.

We don’t know what the exact policies and rates are at this parking lot, but we’re going to just go ahead and assume that the valet was merely doing his job and wasn’t trying to dupe Breezy into paying some bogus fee. Because, 10 bucks, people.