The premise: It’s a spoof off “The Dating Game,” and the “Dick in a Box” duo team up as Contestant No. 2. (Their rainy day cure for their dream tenderoni: Dry her off with a old rug — “It’s softer than it sounds.”) But the plot thickens, once Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd appear as Contestant No. 3: the Festrunk Brothers, another famed SNL bachelor duo who exchanges American catchphrases via their heavy Czechoslovakian accents and wears plaid pants to accentuate their, erm, bulges.
Who will win the American fox’s heart? Watch the skit above, then after the jump, check out Timberlake as he represents for vegetarians across the United States, dancing as a block of tofu and singing about yellow quinoa and brown rice, to Trinidad James‘ “All Gold Everything” and Rihanna‘s “We Found Love.”