Well, here’s a video of Miley Cyrus twerking in a unicorn onesie. It’s not the new single we’ve been waiting for, but it is oddly hypnotic.
Want an explanation for why this happened? Nope, you’re not going to find that here, or anywhere else, but it’s truly the most quintessentially “She’s just being Miley” moment that’s ever happened, to borrow from her best friend Lesley. Cyrus posted the video late last night, and then tweeted a lot about it, and then #Mctwerkteam trended worldwide. The Power of Miley.
But as the great poetess herself offered up in an Oprah-like moment of great wisdom:
When you don’t know what to wear…. Wear a onezie. #killtwobirdswithoneonezie
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 20, 2013
Kill two birds with one onezie. (Onesie? Onezie.) Miley Cyrus, ladies and gentlemen.