The Pussycat Dolls Get Reborn As GRL & We Will Never Be The Same

Apr 18th, 2013 // 6 Comments
GRL Red Carpet Robin Antin
What's New, Pussycat?

Hey, everyone! It’s a new girl group!

Oh, just kidding — it’s the same old new formation of The Pussycat Dolls (younger, sexier, less Nicole Scherzinger-ier) that have been kicking around for a few months. Now, though, they have a new name — GRL — because (as sex mogul/slavedriver Robin Antin, a vision in high-waisted stonewashed denim, explains: “There’s no “I” in “TEAM.” Also because everything is awful and embarrassing. But mostly because of the team thing.)

At any rate, the girls made an appearance at Chateau Marmont last night and gave us a little taste of what to expect from their new life, and here’s what we know:

Item! GRL is comprised of Lauren Bennett (amazing because she was once a member of Antin’s short-lived pop globalization failed experiment Paradiso Girls), Natasha Slayton (amazing because her last name contains the word “Slay”), Paula Van Oppen (amazing because she is fierce, fearless, looks like Amber Rose), Simone Battle (amazing because she released a legitimately amusing single called “He Likes Boys” after appearing on The X Factor in 2011) and Emmalynn Estrada (amazing because she is the younger sister of mediocre Canadian pop chanteuse Elise Estrada).

Item! According to Robin Antin, a highly trustworthy human with tip-top integrity, they are working with Dr. Luke on their album.

Item! They can all sing and dance. Yup. All of them.

Item! Robin Antin’s pants.

That’s pretty much all you need to know. Watch them talk, twerk, dance and eventually bore you to tears up top.

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    Stop hating I mean at least Robin is trying to make a hit female group n wat r u doin bitching on the Internet trying to shame these five ladies cause they are making something out of there lives

  3. Steph

    We need at least 5 girl groups. So thank you Robin! I personally still have not gotten over the Pussycat Dolls & Danity Kane break-up. I also loves Girlicious & Girls Aloud & 2NE1. So many good songs. I hope this group can deliver too. And performance videos are nice for u-tube. But it doesn’t have to be MTV..o sorry,I meant Fuse quality since that can be costly. Hopefully Robin will work with DK! That would be a great colab. And Robin is hot!

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