Alright, everyone. The rumors are apparently (supposedly!) true: Beyonce is with child once more.
E! Online confirms via “multiple sources” that the singer (and mother to 25-year-old baby Blue Ivy Carter) is pregnant, after speculation began swirling over some fairly innocuous stuff — she wore a dress with a high waist to the Met Gala (pregnant!) and then canceled a concert over “dehydration and exhaustion” (pregnant!).
In all fairness, this does explain why her latest album era has completely failed to launch in any meaningful way, and she’s just been making us salivate while she films endless commercials and doesn’t release anything to iTunes. It all makes sense now, doesn’t it?
Said Beyonce’s unborn baby in a statement: “I’m more powerful than my mind can even digest.”
Said the people who mortgaged their homes for seats to the Mrs. Carter Show World Tour, which will now likely be canceled or rescheduled: “Shit.”
[via E! Online]