Beyonce is pregnant again, according to E! Online (not the New York Post, who reported it earlier this week but are no longer even remotely credible, which is pretty grim if you think about it).
As is par for the course, the Internet was quick to respond (cue the think pieces!) with thoughts on Kanye West, that surrogacy issue and Bey’s pop contemporaries: Here are some of the best (read: shadiest) tweets from some Twitter funny people.
Kanye is going to announce his pregnancy tomorrow.
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) May 17, 2013
keri hilson announces new album “childless and fully dedicated to my career”
— steven j. horowitz (@speriod) May 17, 2013
congrats on your 101st problem jay-z — lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) May 17, 2013
Beyoncé heard “Ooh La La,” grabbed a pillow and called E! Online. — Bradley Stern (@MuuMuse) May 17, 2013
I wonder how Beyonce found out about the pregnancy! Like did the surrogate call or text?
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) May 17, 2013
hope she bought a sturdier pillow
— Jonno E. (@CiaraVEVO) May 17, 2013
Jessica Simpson is also pregnant
— Caroline (@socarolinesays) May 17, 2013
c’man y’all. beyonce’s not really pregnant. she wouldn’t overshadow her girl kim’s pregna
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) May 17, 2013