Everything about the video for “Go Kindergarten,”
the collaboration between crass SNL
yucksters The Lonely Island
and usually-can-do-no-wrong Swedish pop queen Robyn
is abysmal. Except for Robyn, that is. And her crazy makeup. And her effing unbelievable cat helmet. The spiked headdress she’s wearing at one point is kind of amazing, too. And the part where Diddy
punches Paul Rudd
in the face actually calls for a replay or two. And don’t get me started on the scene where the rap mogul chops Rudd’s middle finger off with hedge clippers.
The absolute worst, though, is the whole “Ladies, whip your dick out!” bit. It’s horrifying and completely offensive. But also kind of transcendent. In fact, let’s watch that shit again.
You, on the other hand, should not view this video at all. Above. Don’t click play. Just walk away from your computer and go eat a Snickers instead.
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