Justin Bieber & Bill Clinton Made Up, Because That’s A Thing Now

The hottest celebrity feud burning up in the tabloids right now is between Justin Bieber, a singing pair of drop-crotch harem pants, and Bill Clinton, the 42nd President of the United States of America — and it’s finally been put to bed after a heated day of contentious speculation.

Bieber landed himself in hot water — a mop bucket of hot water, and it wasn’t actually water, if you catch my drift (because it was his pee, a bucket of Justin Bieber’s pee) — over a leaked video that shows the “#thatpower” superstar urinating into a bucket in a restaurant kitchen and screaming obscenities at a picture of Bill Clinton. The nature of Bieber’s vendetta against the ex-Prez remains unclear, but according to sources, Bieber extended the olive branch by reaching out to apologize in the wake of the scandal.

Extra reports that Bieber called Clinton and apologized for the disrespect, which led to “a great conversation,” which is hard to imagine Justin Bieber having with anyone at this point. “Clinton accepted Justin’s apology and told the pop star to be conscious of the friends he keeps and to focus on the good work he is doing.” What a lovely, avuncular piece of wisdom!

And then Bieber went and made the whole thing public, because it’s very important that the world knows that the two bros kissed and made up, or whatever.

Hashtag great guy.

[via Extra]