How are you guys doing? Did you like the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards? Did your diva of choice make you proud with her performance? Oh, she did? Well that’s great. Wait, do you feel that? That slight drop in temperature? It’s…it’s…yes, it’s from the immense tower of shade that just descended upon your faves, as the cold breeze grazes across their wigless scalps.
The source of this VMA “Ether”-ing? Kelly Clarkson! Fans of Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry, you may want to sit down for this next part. Earlier this morning (August 26), as we were busy compiling the best and worst moments of the VMAs and feeling out the rest of the Web’s reactions, Clarkson tweeted the final word on the ceremony: “Just saw a couple performances from the VMA’s last night. 2 words…. #pitchystrippers.” Ice. Cold.
Everyone else, you can stop now, the best VMA reaction has been handed in. See the tweet below so you can be sure we’re not making this stuff up.
Just saw a couple performances from the VMA’s last night. 2 words…. #pitchystrippers
— Kelly Clarkson (@kelly_clarkson) August 26, 2013