Hello, haters: Please accept Christina Aguilera‘s invitation to spin around in circles on her middle finger. The Lotus songstress has had a dramatic slimdown and, in anticipation of her much-discussed return to The Voice, she’s seized the cover of next month’s Maxim to show off her ridiculously bangin’ body. (Obviously her voice is also central, per the headline: “Hear the Voice, See the Body!” We will all gladly do both, Maxim. We will all gladly do both.
Inside, there’s an interview which is predictably hard-hitting stuff — “I’m such a down-to-earth girl, I’m comfortable in just a jersey and boy’s underwear,” Aguilera says. “Trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing you can do. Sexiness should be effortless” — and, more importantly, more ultra-sultry pictures of the legendary songbird.
It may not be Justice For Bionic, but it might be better.
Get a taste of this:
Don’t call it a comeback. She never even left.