Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez Win Big At Radio Disney Music Awards: See The Winners List

Ariana Grande‘s sexy Minnie Mouse debut of “Problem” was the highlight of the Radio Disney Music Awards last night (April 27), even though Grande didn’t actually win any awards at the ceremony. And if the ’90s babies’ answer to Mariah Carey doesn’t get honored, then do the Radio Disney Music Awards matter? Well, since Radio Disney is “the #1 radio network devoted to kids, tweens and families” and there’s a category called [I have to gather myself after letting out a room-collapsing sigh before typing this] “The Bestest,” and I am a grown-ass man, maybe I’m not the right person to answer that question.

That said, I’d even posit that kids, tweens and families don’t even care about the RDMAs, as a concept. But, because important names like Justin Timberlake, Taylor Swift, Britney Spears and Fifth Harmony were involved, the RDMAs must matter, by default. And so: Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Swift and One Direction were the big winners in a big celebration of white-bread pop. Check out the full list of winners below.

They’re The One – Best Music Group One Direction

He’s The One – Best Male Artist Justin Timberlake

She’s The One – Best Female Artist Demi Lovato

The Bestest – Song Of The Year Come & Get It – Selena Gomez

XOXO – Best Crush Song Still Into You – Paramore

So FANtastic – Fiercest Fans Swifties – Taylor Swift

The Buzz – Breakout Artist of the Year Fifth Harmony

The Freshest – Best New Artist Becky G

Musical Mashup – Best Musical Collaboration Everything Has Changed – Taylor Swift feat. Ed Sheeran

So Happy – Best Song That Makes You Smile Ooh La La – Britney Spears

#Cool – Radio Disney’s Most Talked About Artist Selena Gomez

Stuck In Our Heads – Catchiest New Song The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) – Ylvis

That’s My Jam – Best Song To Rock Out To With Your BFF Me & My Girls – Fifth Harmony

Soundtraxx – Favorite Song From a Movie Or TV Show Let It Go – Idina Menzel (“Frozen”)

Move MOVE -0.6%! – Best Song To Dance To Birthday – Selena Gomez

Hit The Road – Favorite Roadtrip Song Made In The USA – Demi Lovato

You’ve Got Swag! – Artist With The Best Style Zendaya

Hero Award Shakira

[via Forbes, hilariously and improbably]