Charlie considered the missed encounter a blessing. He likened the prospect of conversing with RiRi to “chugging Draino” but was upset for his girlfriend and reprimanded the diva for being rude. “THIS is why I’m in this thing 31 awesome years,” Chuck wrote. “Good will and common courtesy, carefully established over time to exist radically in concert with a code of gratitude!” He makes a valid point there but things soon got personal when the 48-year-old trashed Rihanna’s wig.
“It was a pleasure NOT meeting you,” Charlie concluded. “Clearly we have NOTHING in common when it comes to respect for those who’ve gone before you. I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds [she said she was too busy to talk] to situate that bad wig before you left the restaurant.” Read his long-winded but hilarious rant after the jump.
so, I took my gal out to dinner last night with her best friends for her Bday. we heard Rihanna was present … http://t.co/Bv1BRa2RTo
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) May 22, 2014
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