Rihanna Is An “Idiot” With A “Bad Wig” According To Charlie Sheen: See The Actor’s Twitter Rant

Well, this is ugly/hilarious. Rihanna and Charlie Sheen ate at the same restaurant last night (May 21) but instead of exchanging the usual pleasantries, RiRi blew off the actor and his girlfriend when they tried to say hello. (She had obviously seen one too many episodes of Two And A Half Men). Anyway, the outraged thespian jumped on Twitter this morning and put the Barbadian babe on blast.

Charlie considered the missed encounter a blessing. He likened the prospect of conversing with RiRi to “chugging Draino” but was upset for his girlfriend and reprimanded the diva for being rude. “THIS is why I’m in this thing 31 awesome years,” Chuck wrote. “Good will and common courtesy, carefully established over time to exist radically in concert with a code of gratitude!” He makes a valid point there but things soon got personal when the 48-year-old trashed Rihanna’s wig.

“It was a pleasure NOT meeting you,” Charlie concluded. “Clearly we have NOTHING in common when it comes to respect for those who’ve gone before you. I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds [she said she was too busy to talk] to situate that bad wig before you left the restaurant.” Read his long-winded but hilarious rant after the jump.

How many fucks do you think Rihanna gives about Charlie’s tweet? Give your best guess in the comments below.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandt-Hardin/1380860155 Brandt Hardin

    He gets even wilder the deader he gets! How many grams of rock do you think Zombie Charlie Sheen can bang down? Put on your party face and see at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2011/10/09-countdown-to-halloween-charlie-sheen.html on the Zombie Walk of Fame!

  • Mark Dreher

    He probably snapped his fingers, and said, “Hey Rihanna”
    Glad, you could meet me.
    This must be a big moment for you..
    Could you grab a pitcher of water, on the way over?
    There’s a love.