Hold on to your sparklers, kittens, and let freedom ring!
10. Stacey Q
When Bob Hope would rally his USO audiences of World War II service members by reminding them, “Boys, this is what you’re fighting for,” he obviously meant Stacy Q’s not-at-all-lip-synched whisperkitten coo.
9. The Jackson 5
Whether it was the patriotic occasion or the close proximity to all the sweaty ballplayers, Michael Jackson’s charisma and vocal talent have rarely been more glorious-ee-hee!
8. Backstreet Boys
Placing all this boyish shrieking so close to Michael Jackson was purely on accident…or was it?
7. Zooey Deschanel
A classy, respectfully jazzy cover — f*** that! We’re bored, Grandma, bring back Stacey Q!
6. Justin Guarini
A classy, respectfully — never mind, it’s not Kelly Clarkson.