Sigh. Love takes time. Vision of love. There can be miracles when you believe. We belong together. Bye bye. Don’t forget about us.
Mariah, 44, and Nick, 33, have reportedly been living apart for months now, according to People (“He’s been staying in hotels,” a source told the magazine. Depressing…). Cannon even confirmed the news to The Insider, notes ABC, with this statement: “There is trouble in paradise. We have been living in separate houses for a few months.”
And you know what — I’m blaming the split on Taylor Swift and her damn copping of the song title “Shake It Off.” The Elusive Chanteuse’s 2005 song of the same name is 10 times better, and Taylor had to just go and eff up the natural harmony of the Mariahverse, didn’t she now?
All we can do is hope for a nice, loving reconciliation for Mariah and Nick. But, you know — in all reality, they are probably never ever getting back together. Screw you, Taylor!!!
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