From Beyonce Stanning To Dissecting “Fuckboi Logic,” Zara Larsson’s Twitter Account Is Everything
After scoring an international hit with soaring ballad “Uncover,” Swedish pop diva Zara Larsson released her similarly-titled EP in the US earlier this year. The 17-year-old’s music is great (and she is tipped for big things in 2015), but the blond bombshell is probably better known stateside — at least, for now — for stretching a condom over her foot to prove you’re never too big for protection.
That infamous Instagram post gives you a pretty good idea of what to expect from the fucks-free zone that is Zara’s Twitter. When she’s not stanning for Beyonce, the teenager dissects “Fuckboi Logic” and highlights double standards in an endless stream of outrageous and generally hilarious tweets. While Cher’s semi-coherent, emoji-filled timeline will always reign supreme, the Swede’s Twitter account comes a close second for entertainment value.
10 Memorable Zara Larsson Tweets:
What a fucking nightmare to get into a relationship with me because when we break up he's constantly gonna have to downgrade
— Zara Larsson (@zaralarsson) May 4, 2015
If you're provoked by this picture you're stupid pic.twitter.com/9qK2lcxKku
— Zara Larsson (@zaralarsson) May 11, 2015
I will never get over this pic.twitter.com/sz0IJwp39r
— Zara Larsson (@zaralarsson) May 7, 2015
— Zara Larsson (@zaralarsson) May 10, 2015
Did everyone get HIV?
— Zara Larsson (@zaralarsson) May 4, 2015
When you don't know if you like him or the sex
— Zara Larsson (@zaralarsson) May 3, 2015
People be calling Miley dirty and unhygienic for not shaving her body hair. You call men who don't shave unhygienic?
— Zara Larsson (@zaralarsson) May 1, 2015
If you lay your phone down on the floor and then take a picture with your toe you look curvy af pic.twitter.com/hvf3owOn4D
— Zara Larsson (@zaralarsson) April 24, 2015
The people doing "Kylie Jenner lips" by sucking on a fucking cup, good luck with them bruises bruuhhhhhh pic.twitter.com/ZKfjkgGzd7
— Zara Larsson (@zaralarsson) April 20, 2015
I hope Beyoncé is having a nice day
— Zara Larsson (@zaralarsson) April 16, 2015
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