MTV Video Music Awards 2015: Miley Cyrus Shows Off Boobs, Ass With Semi-Nude Red Carpet Romp

Jesus just screamed, fell backwards, tripped over the wastepaper basket, flew head-first into the window, got tangled in the drapes, spun around three times, fell through the glass, plunged 16 stories and began speaking in tongues.

Thanks, Miley Cyrus!