MTV Video Music Awards 2015: Britney Spears Brings Her Boobs To The Red Carpet

Good ol’ Britney. She looks like she’s having a good time on her own planet, right? Unfortunately, Ms. Spears didn’t perform tonight, but she did present something or other to somebody at the 2015 MTV VMAs. She looked pretty chipper and tan, too, so that’s a plus.

Of course, we like to imagine that once her screen time was up after presenting the award, her private helicopter was already waiting out back and she was whisked away and in bed before the VMAs even ended.

God, she’s so lucky.