Miley Cyrus Gives Birth To Plastic Baby Named Poo Poo, Causes Flower To Pop Out Of Its Doll Ass: Watch

I’ve consistently maintained for the past two years that Miley Cyrus‘ steady trail of Instagram updates is far more entertaining than television, Spotify, Netflix and “Netflix and chill” combined. Case in point: Sunday alone saw the consistently turnt-up songbird, post-Saturday Night Live performance, and her BFF Katy Weaver laying in bed and getting shot, er, “vitamins,” intravenously.

Haven’t left daaaa bed alllll dayyyyyyyy!!!! #vitaminzzzzz

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Oct 4, 2015 at 8:06pm PDT

Oh, wait — forgot to mention that before that, Miley was smoking something or other and eating flowers, as one does, that were sent to her by Yoko Ono.

🌸in bed eatin flowerZzz fwum yokooo onnno 🌸 A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Oct 4, 2015 at 4:41pm PDT

Sometime after that, Miley and Katy gave birth to a baby doll named Poo Poo.

Welcome our 1st born! Her name is Poo Poo and she is cute AF! @katyweaver @waynecoyne5

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Oct 4, 2015 at 8:41pm PDT

Poo Poo

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Oct 4, 2015 at 8:49pm PDT

And that, everyone, is when the doll’s clothes came off (click the following two videos to watch)…

PAWT 3

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Oct 4, 2015 at 9:34pm PDT

…and a flower went up Poo Poo’s hoo hoo. Or butt. Or whatever that naughty slot is.

Flowwwwaaaa pooooooo poooooo!!!!!!!!! 🌸💩🌸💩🌸💩🌸💩🌸💩🌸💩

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Oct 4, 2015 at 9:37pm PDT

Brilliant. Keep the faith, children.

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