10 Flop Star Divas Time Forgot (But We Never Will): Volume II

7. Sarina Paris

Debut album: Sarina Paris (2001) Best Single: “Look At Us” Billboard Hot 100 Peak: 59 Her Secret Weapon: The singing voice of an Auto-Tuned cartoon kitten. Her Most Eloquent YouTube Defender: “did she die?”

6. Lady Sovereign

Debut album: Public Warning (2006) Best Single: “Love Me Or Hate Me” Billboard Hot 100 Peak: 45 Her Secret Weapon: A hamster ghost and side-ponytail-powered video. Her Most Eloquent YouTube Defender: “lady sovereign needs to sit on my face.”

5. Toya

Debut album: Toya (2001) Best Single: (tie) “I Do!!” and “No Matta What (Party All Night)” Billboard Hot 100 Peak: 3 (a feature on “Hey Ma”) Her Secret Weapon: An unrivaled airbrushed white-jeans game. Her Most Eloquent YouTube Defender: “Im surprised her Jenny Jones Show performance of this song isn’t here.”

4. Imani Coppola

Debut album: Chupacabra (1997) Best Single: “Legend Of A Cowgirl” Billboard Hot 100 Peak: 36 Her Secret Weapon: A brand new negligee. Her Most Eloquent YouTube Defender: “Thanks to Pop-Up Video on VH1, I will never forget that her name is an anagram of ‘I poop in a clam.’ ”