Kanye West Wrote A Poem About McDonald’s In Frank Ocean’s Magazine ‘Boys Don’t Cry’

Rachel Sonis | August 21, 2016 10:22 am

In addition to dropping his long-awaited studio album Blond (or Blonde?), Frank Ocean also released his magazine Boys Don’t Cry at four different pop-up shops in NYC, LA, Chicago and London. And according to Billboard, the book contained a pitch for a TV series, a Lil B interview, essays penned by Ocean (one of which he posted on his Tumblr) and the greatest piece of literature ever – a poem by Kanye West about McDonald’s.

Honestly, we didn’t know we needed this. But we’re pretty glad we have it.

Read it in full below.

McDonald’s man McDonald’s man The French fries had a plan The French fries had a plan The salad bar and the ketchup made a band Cus the French Fries had a plan The French fries had a plan McDonald’s man McDonald’s I know them French fries have a plan I know them French fries have a plan The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band To overthrow the French fries plan I always knew them French fries was evil man Smelling all good and shit I don’t trust no food that smells that good man I don’t trust it I just can’t McDonald’s man McDonald’s man McDonald’s, man Them French fries look good tho I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries Even the McRib was jealous of the fries I could see it through his artificial meat eyes And he only be there some of the time Everybody was jealous of them French fries Except for that one special guy That smooth apple pie

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