Long Live Our Queen: 23 Musical Reasons Why RuPaul Rules

For more than two decades, RuPaul has been adding sparkle to all-too-lusterless world. In honor of his recent Emmy win for hosting RuPaul’s Drag Race, we’re shining the spotlight on the Supermodel of the world‘s flawless discography. (After all, if you can’t love Ru’s music, how the HELL you gonna love anybody else’s? Can I get an amen?)

Rupaulogies to the iconic classics we had to leave off, but here are 23 gag-worthy gems, one for each year of RuPaul’s legendary musical legacy thus far. What are you waiting for? Get up in this gig, girl!

23. “Peanut Butter” featuring Big Freedia

Best Lyrical tRUism: “Uh huh, oh yes Honey, Due to the fact that her thighs spread just like.”Wicked YouTube tRUth: “gonna sing this in Church this Sunday :)”

22. “A Little Bit of Love”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “Everybody say love!”Wicked YouTube tRUth: “I’d love to fuck every pair of shoes that Rupaul has ever owned.”

21. “Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “Uh, hand me my Blackberry, honey, I gotta text message my agency. No, not the escort agency, honey, the MODELING agency, ok?” Wicked YouTube tRUth: “I don’t think I’ve ever been this intimidated by something feminine.”

20. “Supernatural”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “Very kinky, baby, you make my nature rise.”Wicked YouTube tRUth: “This is the BEST song on this album!!”

19. “Santa Baby”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “I don’t know karate, but I do know ca-razy!”Wicked YouTube tRUth: “trim what..??”

18. “Snapshot”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “say baby, uh, you got some film in that camera, or are you just happy to see me ?” Wicked YouTube tRUth: “Rupaul had the tuck of the century.”

17. “Born Naked” featuring Clairy Browne

Best Lyrical tRUism: “I’m tellin’ the truth now: We’re all born naked and the rest is drag.” Wicked YouTube tRUth: “SLAYYYYY”

16. “Feel Like Dancin'” featuring La Toya Jackson

Best Lyrical tRUism: “Life with La Toya, that’s who I be.”Wicked YouTube tRUth: “I want this played at my funeral.”

15. “Jealous Of My Boogie”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “I hit the scene and they turn green, it can’t be easy, I don’t envy them.” Wicked YouTube tRUth: “I could send any bitch home lip-syncing to this fire tune.”

14. “Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart” featuring Elton John

Best Lyrical tRUism: “When I was down, I was your clown.” Wicked YouTube tRUth: “This is priceless. Can’t get over Elton’s ‘dancing’ in those tights.”

13. “Nothing For Christmas”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “Can a bitch get her stocking filled?!”Wicked YouTube tRUth: “When you see all these old clips, you realise that Ru was destined to be the Superstar of the World. This bitch worked for it and earned it.”

12. “People Are People”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “Can’t understand what makes a man hate another man.” Wicked YouTube tRUth: “I like this woman’s voice.”

11. “The Realness”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “Real is what you feel.” Wicked YouTube tRUth: “RuPaul’s teeth are brighter than my future.”

10. “The Beginning” 

Best Lyrical tRUism: “Change the world, change your mind, we defy space and time.” Wicked YouTube tRUth: “I DIEEE with Mama Ru throwing the books!”

9. “Glamazon”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “All the boys say, ‘She’s so bloody tall!'” Wicked YouTube tRUth: “this is what we should send into space as a message to aliens.”

8. “Cover Girl”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “Box office sweetie, An Oscar nominee, Now watch me snatch trophies.” Wicked YouTube tRUth: “Ru is a tall glass of water.”

7. “Cha Cha Bitch”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “Come through mamá! Yes, you mamá! ‘Til the stage, start dramá!” Wicked YouTube tRUth: “Ru serving teletubby sun realness.”

6. “Main Event”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “You know, the world don’t have to end, long as the DJ records spin.” Wicked YouTube tRUth: “Viva la RUPAUL”

5. “Sissy That Walk”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “My pussy is on fire, now kiss the flame.” Wicked YouTube tRUth: “why did the mainstream billboard 100 did not take up this hit song?”

4. “Responsitrannity”

Best Lyrical tRUism: “We are all-stars; we are ALL stars.” Wicked YouTube tRUth: “Santino Rice…shante you stay”

3. “Fashion” f/Lady Gaga

Best Lyrical tRUism: “There’s a life on Mars, Where the couture is beyond, beyond.”Wicked YouTube tRUth: “what a talented condom”

2. “It’s Raining Men: The Sequel” f/Martha Wash

Best Lyrical tRUism: “Honey, my prayers are ANSWERED!”Wicked YouTube tRUth: “As a Gay guy, I have to say that this thing is still ‘cum in your pants’ hot!”

1. “Supermodel (You Better Work)” 

Best Lyrical tRUism: “I have one thing to say: you betta WORK!”Wicked YouTube tRUth: “GOD I LOVE DRAG QUEENS”

What gospel from the Book of Ru did we fail to tuck? Let us know below!

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