The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Trailer Is Here

The long-awaited trailer for Lifetime’s destined-to-be-trash Britney Spears movie, Britney Ever After, arrived over the weekend, and I can think of no better way to kick off your Monday morning. Unfortunately, the budget *NSYNC stand-ins are nowhere to be seen in the preview — however, hair clippers do play a prominent role.

The unauthorized biopic is going to be a horrendously campy mess, but we gotta give it to actress Natasha Bassett, who based on this short teaser seems to have Brit’s speaking voice down. The TV movie airs February 18. Watch the first trailer below.