Adele Will Sweep The Grammys According To Porn Fans

Mike Wass | February 7, 2017 6:18 pm
Adele's '25' Reviewed
Does Adele's third album live up to the hype? Read our review and find out.

Hello from the XXX side! I’m not familiar with a porn site called RedTube (I swear), but apparently their users have a knack for predicting the future. They picked Donald Trump to win the US election and have now backed Adele to make a clean sweep at the Grammys. According to more than 100,000 porn fans, the big-lunged Brit will win Album of the Year, Record of the Year and Song of the Year. They also expect her to pick up gongs for Pop Solo Performance and Pop Vocal Album.

I’m mad. Beyonce gave us legendary sex anthems “Partition” and “Rocket” and the porn community is still going to do her like that? Who has ever gotten laid listening to “Someone Like You”? Other probably winners according to RedTube are The Chainsmokers (Best New Act), Panic! At The Disco (Best Rock Album), David Bowie (Best Alternative Album) and Drake (Best Rap/Sung Performance). You can read their full predictions here. Don’t worry, the link is safe for work. Watch Adele’s erection-killing “Hello” video below.

Do you like the snippets? Let us know below, or by hitting us up on Facebook and Twitter!