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Paula Abdul’s Stalker Revealed: Apparently, He Does This Sort Of Thing For A Living

If you watched American Idol last night, you probably remember Paul Martrurano, the creepy 32-year-old whose ode to stalking Paula Abdul brought the world the line “If I were Columbo, I’d Peter Falk her.” It turns out that the song is by Marturano’s band The Hairy Aureolas; a raunchier version of “Stalker,” along with a…

Maura / January 16, 2008