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Mark Ronson Wants to Lay Down Holiday Tunes with Amy Winehouse

amyeeee.jpgMark Ronson wants to lay down some Christmas and Hanukkah tunes with Amy Winehouse in time for the ’08 holiday season. Given that no one knows whether she’ll even make through the summer, an Arbor Day EP might be a safer bet. [Yahoo]


amyeeee.jpgMark Ronson wants to lay down some Christmas and Hanukkah tunes with Amy Winehouse in time for the ’08 holiday season. Given that no one knows whether she’ll even make through the summer, an Arbor Day EP might be a safer bet. [Yahoo]


Scott Ian of Anthrax has Suicide Girls Column

attackofthekillerbungholes.jpgRenaissance hack Scott Ian of Anthrax now has his own Suicide Girls column where he goes deep about his “food and travel experiences”: “When you eat Mario’s food you realize why he can have thirteen or so restaurants. It’s just fucking great.” Watch your back, Bourdain. [Blabbermouth]


attackofthekillerbungholes.jpgRenaissance hack Scott Ian of Anthrax now has his own Suicide Girls column where he goes deep about his “food and travel experiences”: “When you eat Mario’s food you realize why he can have thirteen or so restaurants. It’s just fucking great.” Watch your back, Bourdain. [Blabbermouth]


Ike Turner Died of Too Much Cocaine

ikoiko.jpgThe San Diego coroner has determined that rock legend and jerk Ike Turner died of too much yayo, compounded by “hypertensive cardiovascular disease and pulmonary emphysema.” [Billboard]


ikoiko.jpgThe San Diego coroner has determined that rock legend and jerk Ike Turner died of too much yayo, compounded by “hypertensive cardiovascular disease and pulmonary emphysema.” [Billboard]


Hannah Montana Concert at MGM Grand in Las Vegas

imsoexcitedimsoscared.jpgA concerned alcoholic gambler writes: “THIS is the kind of shit that’s ruining Vegas.” Yes, but! Maybe this means her next video will be a Showgirls spoof. (Wait, no, that would be terrifying and possibly illegal.) [MGM Grand; HT: Mr. Wrong]


imsoexcitedimsoscared.jpgA concerned alcoholic gambler writes: “THIS is the kind of shit that’s ruining Vegas.” Yes, but! Maybe this means her next video will be a Showgirls spoof. (Wait, no, that would be terrifying and possibly illegal.) [MGM Grand; HT: Mr. Wrong]


China: Where The Streets Are Paved With Ex-Members Of Take That

kungfool.jpgApparently EMI’s recent drastic cost-cutting/money-saving measures now include charitable tax write-offs. Supreme leader Guy Hands is putting striking employee Robbie Williams to work the only way he can: filling in potholes in China as part of a “recycling programme.”

It has been revealed that over one million unsold copies of Robbie Williams’s last record ‘Rudebox’ are due to be sent to the country to be crushed.

The recycled end product will then be used in road surfacing and street lighting.

EMI owner Guy Hands told The Guardian: “Roughly 85 per cent of what EMI does get to release never makes a profit, in part because of the cash spent signing bands and partly due to ill-made bets on the number of CDs the market requires for particular acts.”

Spin it as it measure to recoup lost sales all you want, Hands, but we know this is totally your passive-aggressive response to Williams’ manager calling you names when you declined to alter Williams’ contract to give him control over the back catalog now being pulped for new tarmac. And as asshole gestures that also help the environment go, we approve!

Robbie Williams To Pave Chinese Roads [NME]


For About The Cost Of One Month’s Rent, You Can Sponsor A Chubby Punchline Rapper Of Your Own


With a minimal outlay of $750–only 375 cups of coffee–you’ll receive a guest verse from roly poly D12 member Bizarre, a signed certificate thanking you for your donation, and a sense of satisfaction that you’ve helped someone in need. I’m almost tempted to dig into my personal savings* just so Idolator can have its own theme rap. (I wonder if Bizarre accepts out-of-state checks.) Anyone want to cook up a beat? We could get Travis Barker on the remix.

Bizarre Of D12 Sets Himself Up Via YouTube [ProHipHop]

* May actually require selling of bodily fluids/organs/infant child.


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