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Mark Ronson wants to lay down some Christmas and Hanukkah tunes with Amy Winehouse in time for the ’08 holiday season. Given that no one knows whether she’ll even make through the summer, an Arbor Day EP might be a safer bet. More »

Mark Ronson wants to lay down some Christmas and Hanukkah tunes with Amy Winehouse in time for the ’08 holiday season. Given that no one knows whether she’ll even make through the summer, an Arbor Day EP might be a safer bet. More »

Mark Ronson Wants to Lay Down Holiday Tunes with Amy Winehouse

Mark Ronson wants to lay down some Christmas and Hanukkah tunes with Amy Winehouse in time for the ’08 holiday season. Given that no one knows whether she’ll even make through the summer, an Arbor Day EP might be a safer bet. More »

Mark Ronson wants to lay down some Christmas and Hanukkah tunes with Amy Winehouse in time for the ’08 holiday season. Given that no one knows whether she’ll even make through the summer, an Arbor Day EP might be a safer bet. More »

Renaissance hack Scott Ian of Anthrax now has his own Suicide Girls column where he goes deep about his “food and travel experiences”: “When you eat Mario’s food you realize why he can have thirteen or so restaurants. It’s just fucking great.” Watch your back, Bourdain. More »

Renaissance hack Scott Ian of Anthrax now has his own Suicide Girls column where he goes deep about his “food and travel experiences”: “When you eat Mario’s food you realize why he can have thirteen or so restaurants. It’s just fucking great.” Watch your back, Bourdain. More »


Scott Ian of Anthrax has Suicide Girls Column

Renaissance hack Scott Ian of Anthrax now has his own Suicide Girls column where he goes deep about his “food and travel experiences”: “When you eat Mario’s food you realize why he can have thirteen or so restaurants. It’s just fucking great.” Watch your back, Bourdain. More »

Renaissance hack Scott Ian of Anthrax now has his own Suicide Girls column where he goes deep about his “food and travel experiences”: “When you eat Mario’s food you realize why he can have thirteen or so restaurants. It’s just fucking great.” Watch your back, Bourdain. More »

The San Diego coroner has determined that rock legend and jerk Ike Turner died of too much yayo, compounded by “hypertensive cardiovascular disease and pulmonary emphysema.” More »

The San Diego coroner has determined that rock legend and jerk Ike Turner died of too much yayo, compounded by “hypertensive cardiovascular disease and pulmonary emphysema.” More »

Ike Turner Died of Too Much Cocaine

The San Diego coroner has determined that rock legend and jerk Ike Turner died of too much yayo, compounded by “hypertensive cardiovascular disease and pulmonary emphysema.” More »

The San Diego coroner has determined that rock legend and jerk Ike Turner died of too much yayo, compounded by “hypertensive cardiovascular disease and pulmonary emphysema.” More »


Hannah Montana Concert at MGM Grand in Las Vegas

A concerned alcoholic gambler writes: “THIS is the kind of shit that’s ruining Vegas.” Yes, but! Maybe this means her next video will be a Showgirls spoof. (Wait, no, that would be terrifying and possibly illegal.) More »

A concerned alcoholic gambler writes: “THIS is the kind of shit that’s ruining Vegas.” Yes, but! Maybe this means her next video will be a Showgirls spoof. (Wait, no, that would be terrifying and possibly illegal.) More »

A concerned alcoholic gambler writes: “THIS is the kind of shit that’s ruining Vegas.” Yes, but! Maybe this means her next video will be a Showgirls spoof. (Wait, no, that would be terrifying and possibly illegal.) More »

A concerned alcoholic gambler writes: “THIS is the kind of shit that’s ruining Vegas.” Yes, but! Maybe this means her next video will be a Showgirls spoof. (Wait, no, that would be terrifying and possibly illegal.) More »

China: Where The Streets Are Paved With Ex-Members Of Take That

kungfool.jpgApparently EMI’s recent drastic cost-cutting/money-saving measures now include charitable tax write-offs. Supreme leader Guy Hands is putting striking employee Robbie Williams to work the only way he can: filling in potholes in China as part of a “recycling programme.”

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kungfool.jpgApparently EMI’s recent drastic cost-cutting/money-saving measures now include charitable tax write-offs. Supreme leader Guy Hands is putting striking employee Robbie Williams to work the only way he can: filling in potholes in China as part of a “recycling programme.”

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For About The Cost Of One Month’s Rent, You Can Sponsor A Chubby Punchline Rapper Of Your Own

With a minimal outlay of $750–only 375 cups of coffee–you’ll receive a guest verse from roly poly D12 member Bizarre, a signed certificate thanking you for your donation, and a sense of satisfaction that you’ve helped someone in need. More »

With a minimal outlay of $750–only 375 cups of coffee–you’ll receive a guest verse from roly poly D12 member Bizarre, a signed certificate thanking you for your donation, and a sense of satisfaction that you’ve helped someone in need. More »


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